My blog kind of just happened/happens

 

theotherhalfofthebrain:

lokislysander:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon

Accepted

(Source: lmnpnch)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year

joeytrentacosta:

Guys! I found the eggs!!! But it’s like my mom didn’t even try this year

ninjagurlftw:

spacemuffinz:

bowiesglassspider:

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

bowiesglassspider:

htepotat:

countsassmaster:

bowiesglassspider:

bowiesglassspider:

GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE EATING RAW COCOA

EVEN AS I TYPE NOW I CAN FEEL IT BURNING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT

DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS

FUCK

IT IS STILL BURNING

I DRANK LIKE A PINT OF RIBENA

AND IT STILL BURNS

what a bunch of wimps

i dont understand its just chocolate its not even dark chocolate its just regular old hershey’s milk chocolate

what where you expecting

Just to clear things up I’m british and I was expecting a bar of chocolate that had some semblance of sugar or milk

Hershey’s just appears to be solid cocoa death

wait so is british chocolate just like pure sugar or something

Pretty much

How do you think we survive such long periods of uninteresting bland politics and weather

i love the real world news via tumblr

good lord try eating dark chocolate… i would like to see their reactions to that :3

officialunitedstates:

imagine coming home to your house and opening the door and looking inside and everything is normal.  reblog if i bored you

iwiththeredrighthand:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level…

Are these works of art?